Freezer Burn

So Mommy's "pootie" is on fire but frozen. And we have heard about it all day. I can only imagine that birthing a child through one's "pootie" would be a traumatic experience, for both the mom and the "pootie." After much pushing, pun moderately intended, Mommy finally asked her doctor about why her "pootie" is so bothersome. His first response was "pootie?!?" Mommy more clearly defined her question and proceeded to bust out more vocabulary that he was unfamiliar with, at which point the doctor, Lt. Dr. Hotness, had to stop her to laugh for a bit. We boiled it down to her "pootie" has freezer burn. It hot and its cold, its yes and its no, its black and its white, its wrong and its right....ok not really, but you get the idea. Lt. Dr. Hotness came to the conclusion that he is definitely working for the "New Navy" and that the freezer burn is really just the healing process for having a baby. His reaction was great, he tried to keep breaking it down in medical, proper, terminology, but had trouble keeping a straight face in this discussion. At one point he said, you can still do anything you want to do, except the one thing her told her not to do. Here's Mommy talking about "pooties" and freezer burn, and poor Lt. Dr. Hotness can't even say sex! It made for an awkward few minutes for him, but Mommy certainly enjoyed it!

Oh the things to look forward to when having children! Miss Jordyn is still terribly cute and wonderfully quiet. She enjoyed her trip to the salon with Mommy, but wasn't as tolerable to her trip to see Lt. Dr. Hotness. Maybe she can't appreciate his likeness to Jake Gyllenhal, but the rest of us certainly can!