No this isn't a post about electrical problems, its a post about an energy
nazi becoming an energy glutton.
It has been a few days since Slam gave notice. While we aren't sure
when exactly she plans to move out, it really can't happen soon enough!
Slam has decided to come out of her shell a little bit, although not socially if that's what you're thinking. She's tapped into her inner bad girl. I've tried to give her the benefit of the doubt for most of the lease, but I am really beginning to wonder if I should have bothered!
Slam's added a few more bad habits to the door slamming behavior. In an apparent quest to stick it to us on the utility bills, she has been leaving everything on! Not just a light here and there, we're talking everything she can possibly leave on, is on.
I woke up a few days ago to this mild roaring sound. It took me a while to realize it was not, in fact, the next door neighbor's air conditioning unit (I've successfully learned how to tune that out). No it was something close, a likely smaller, but still annoying. After being kept awake for most of the night by
Slam's blaring
tv, I was in no mood for more unwanted noise. When I stepped outside my room, the noise got louder and a little clearer. At this point, I was pretty sure it was a fan. I know Saturday Morning has a fan, and her room probably has the worst
ventilation, so I was over it. But as I walked toward Saturday Morning's room, the noise got quieter, not louder. Ah, of course, Slam found a new way to be loud! Don't know why I didn't see that one coming. Figuring she was home, I just kept on walking and went about my business. A little while later, having looked out the window and noticed that
Slam's car was nowhere to be seen, I got a little mad. As I walked back towards my room (and hers), I noticed her light was on, too. Okay, I can see leaving a light on accidentally, but that fan is hard to ignore! So I knocked on
Slam's door, no answer. I went around back and peered through the window, and imagine my shock (yeah, right) when I see that not only is the fan and light on, so is the
tv! What the hell?!? I go around and knock again, still no answer. So I open the door. As the door hits her entertainment stand, which is blocking the door, I have to laugh.
Because by now, there is no doubt this is intentional. My question is, what kind of idiot thinks its a good idea to leave their
tv, fan, and TWO lights on, with the door blocked when they're not home?!? Oh and who does it several days in a row? Her name is Slam, and by now she's just plain dumb.
But wait, that's not all! Saturday Morning, being both amused and annoyed, came home Monday to find
Slam's latest bad acts. Wasting energy in her own room has proved not enough for Slam. She's now taken to leaving the water on in the kitchen sink, bathroom sink, and in the shower, as well as leaving the
microwave open and the house unlocked. Okay, the microwave may be a mistake, but leaving three faucets running? I don't think so. We came home later Monday night to find the door closed to the bathroom with the water running. When I opened the door, I was hit with a blast of heat. Thankfully she hadn't set the house on fire, but I wouldn't doubt it if she's trying! She had left the water running, hot water!
As much as Slam would like to think she's 'burning' us, pun kind of intended, the joke is on her. Being new to this whole renting thing, she didn't understand the concept of a security deposit. She, per her notice of intent to vacate, is expecting a full refund of that deposit. Well, as any experienced renter could advise her in this situation, "Ain't gonna happen!" I am not-so-secretly anticipating the moment when she figures that one out! She's going to feel like quite the idiot for running up the bills when she has to pay for it, too!
Oh, and Slam, turnabout is fair play!